Funny Cat Video...

Funny Story

Yesterday we were preparing the house for some guests, Phil and Kara Gormong. As is our tradition we put all of the dirty dishes in the dish washer.  Staci said to me, "Nate, don't run the dish washer, I put some things in there that can't be washed."

I thought the concept of putting items in a dishwasher that can't be washed was ironic, so I said, "Ok, and don't run the garbage disposal, because I put my iPod in it.  And also, don't start the microwave, because I put The Bella in it."

Funny Screen Shot

If you don't believe it's true, type why into google and see for yourself.

Good Youtube Video

This is why God invented Youtube.

Please note, the word ass in the following context most likely refers to a donkey.

Funny Family Guy Clip

This was done as a spoof since Dan Aykryod and Chevy Chase were in an 80s classic Spies Like Us.

Funny Article

This is a really funny article. It admits that some of it was probably posted as a joke, but even if they are satirical, they are funny.

My Suburban Life

I don't know why I recorded this, but I am certianly glad I did. This is a telephone conversation between Staci and myself, and we have a conversation like this about once per day. For those who don't know, any reference to "the account" is probably an envelope designated for "grocery" and we are pretty meticulous about keeping that straight. We have other enveleopes to. Also, I was getting our screen replaced that Bella jumped out of eariler this summer, at the Do It Center (local hardware store). I love my life, and here is a snapshot into it.

Cops

Good Lord, Cops in HD. It's absolutely a terrifying experience. Cops was an experience in 480i, but in 720p it can make your stomach turn.

Eulogy

Henry Woods 2008-2009

Henry lived a fulfilled life. He had plenty of water to drink, lots of food to eat. He was introspective, and not as gregarious as rumors had him to be. He was loved by all that knew him. He is survived by his owner, Jessica, his caretakers Nate and Staci, and his cousin Bella.

Services have already been held. Henry was given a 21 flush salute.

 

Oh, Gosh.

This is exactly the sort of thing that I truly see people do on a daily basis at the bank.

Funny Stuff

Rich People

A quote from Dave Ramsey on the radio...

"Rich people don't think it's fun to to lose money, that's how they got to become RICH PEOPLE!"

Going to see Dave live November 15th.

Living like no one else is becoming living like everyone else. Keep up the good work.

Communism

Communism is like one big phone company.
- Lenny Bruce

My arm is tingly...

So about a week ago, I started to notice a little bump on my arm. I thought it might be an ingrown hair or something along those lines, but upon further review it is probably a cyst (according to Mom M.D.) She gave me a little remedy a couple days ago, and today I talked to her on the phone and said, my arm is all swollen and tingly. She with great concern said, "Hun, you probably need to go see a doctor." I said, "I'm just kidding, it's getting better." She laughed a lot and I thought it was hilarious. Anyway... I hope you weren't grossed out by that! Enjoy your weekend!

With my luck...

Why is it that no one has good luck? I cannot believe it. Have you ever heard one of my favorite expressions, "If I didn't have bad luck I'd have no luck at all?" I heard this phrase for the 10,000th time today, "With my luck..." Does nobody ever get lucky? (snicker snicker) But seriously, have you ever heard someone say, "With my luck I'd win the lottery today." Or, "With my luck I'll live a happy healthy life."

Somebody has to have good luck. If no one has good luck, then we all have good luck.

Think about that one for a while.