My arm is tingly...

So about a week ago, I started to notice a little bump on my arm. I thought it might be an ingrown hair or something along those lines, but upon further review it is probably a cyst (according to Mom M.D.) She gave me a little remedy a couple days ago, and today I talked to her on the phone and said, my arm is all swollen and tingly. She with great concern said, "Hun, you probably need to go see a doctor." I said, "I'm just kidding, it's getting better." She laughed a lot and I thought it was hilarious. Anyway... I hope you weren't grossed out by that! Enjoy your weekend!

ESPN Radio Moment of the Day

Colin Cowherd was reliving what took place in his hotel last night. He said the couple next door wouldn't knock it off and there was a band playing down the hall. He said, "I know there are a lot of good looking people in Los Angeles, and I know good looking people make out all the time, but can't their be a curfew on the sex?" He then went on to say, "Good looking people make out all the time in Los Angeles, I mean, I went to the grocery store and people were making out all over the place."

Unbelieveable.

With my luck...

Why is it that no one has good luck? I cannot believe it. Have you ever heard one of my favorite expressions, "If I didn't have bad luck I'd have no luck at all?" I heard this phrase for the 10,000th time today, "With my luck..." Does nobody ever get lucky? (snicker snicker) But seriously, have you ever heard someone say, "With my luck I'd win the lottery today." Or, "With my luck I'll live a happy healthy life."

Somebody has to have good luck. If no one has good luck, then we all have good luck.

Think about that one for a while.

That's how I Bowl!

Last night, after a long hiatus I went with Adam and dropped a 166 and a 188. That's how I bowl!

Shiney Happy People Holding Hands

I had a great time last weekend. A week ago today was my first day in Florida, hanging out, catching sun, catching fish, catching mosquito bites. I had my eyes opened however, which I think is often the case whenever you are in one place for a while when you travel. I was sitting in the airport reading a book in Baltimore (BWI) and I heard a guy talking on the cell phone. His voice was a little funny so I looked up at him. He had something in his mouth that I assumed to be tobacco. This explained the funny voice, and upon further inspection he had his whole bottom lip filled with chew. It was disgusting.

I got up to walk around and I saw 2 flight attendants sitting awkwardly close together. They were very well kept, and wearing their uniforms. Not an uncommon sight I'm sure except these GUYS were obviously pursuing a different lifestyle than am I.

Then I walked past a Aunt Anne's looking to grab a pretzel but they were not doing business because one of their employees was being placed on a stretcher. She passed out or something. She couldn't have been older than 25.

We went to the Imperial Buffet on Thursday or Friday. It was terrible, and the people were very... eclectic. Many of them seemed to be... Well I doubt their family tree branched that much. I think one of them was the star of the song, "I'm my own grandpa." I was wearing gym shorts and a tee shirt, no shoes and I was OVER dressed.

I guess there are different people and different ways of life outside of Carmel, IN.